Born 1964. Haven’t died yet. I make stuff: music; art; furniture; mistakes; that sort of thing.Tumblr (3.0; @stochasticjack)http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2c93a63a0338108d01adc1d2d96513a9/tumblr_mmyjweL4Vo1qk170no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Traditional Peruvian gourd carving.</p>http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/50669348832http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/50669348832Fri, 17 May 2013 15:38:38 -0400PeruInkaIncatraditional artphotographers on tumblr<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4ca178011d17619570e2049dfaba66a/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d213c92212de4255d6457529cbb458f1/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c5fe9e6c98c7c0d5b5f4da74899b0092/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f1ed1aaa15e2e87f3aa0e3f554ef0662/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6e05d01c7d306ef8837c2a1c0902c4ff/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7278055e162098d53467be0c22446166/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f1f21eee67c25584b0223fadfe2d7e1e/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/70e56d360fa9329f6d1785fd4894e8d5/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://billcorbett.tumblr.com/post/50102107026/you-son-of-a-bitch-ryan-gosling-some-people" class="tumblr_blog">billcorbett</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>You son of a bitch, Ryan Gosling.  Some people would LOVE to have that cereal.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://motherjones.tumblr.com/post/50099058479/fuckyeahdementia-ryan-gosling-wont-eat-his">motherjones</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahdementia.com/post/50095681267/ryan-gosling-wont-eat-his-cereal">fuckyeahdementia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal</strong></p> <p><span>[</span><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/50089914483/ryan-gosling-wont-eat-his-cereal-ryanwmchenry">tastefullyoffensive</a><span>:</span><a href="http://twitter.com/RyanWMcHenry">ryanwmchenry</a><span>]</span></p> </blockquote> <p>Come on, man, just eat your cereal already.</p> </blockquote></blockquote> <p>Eat it!</p>http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/50123922806http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/50123922806Fri, 10 May 2013 19:56:54 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/51b1552b9412eca0e43ae853f097d7b8/tumblr_mmkkg1MqQX1qk170no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My Gretsch Sparkle Jet. Gonna put a Bigsby on it. Bigsbys are Sriracha for guitars.</p>http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/50074180600http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/50074180600Fri, 10 May 2013 02:24:00 -0400GuitarGretschSparkle JetGuitars Dammit<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9b60097f698d3c2af85bc6b38588d02e/tumblr_mmipnzFjx21qk170no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My Gretsch Corvette. So nice.</p>http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/49997056572http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/49997056572Thu, 09 May 2013 02:21:35 -0400GretschG5135CVTsolid bodyGuitarsGuitars Dammit<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d187c83dc51439f37dbe94d4e3d9459/tumblr_mme120byHS1qll1ero1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://rootsnbluesfestival.tumblr.com/post/49784915183/wilson-pickett-minneapolis-1970-by-walter" class="tumblr_blog">rootsnbluesfestival</a>:</p> <blockquote><h1 class="entry-title">Wilson Pickett, Minneapolis 1970, by Walter Looss Jr</h1></blockquote> <p>I want that suit.</p>http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/49785976402http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/49785976402Mon, 06 May 2013 13:58:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/85924f9fca97e3ff33c63ead26de9d8c/tumblr_mm7uncjJwC1s2lkmyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Wow.</p>http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/49722367974http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/49722367974Sun, 05 May 2013 18:09:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/921d88ff4693970d5d9ce2d158afef27/tumblr_mmciozd0Zw1qk170no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mt. Rainier ©2013 John Hartman</p>http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/49722070224http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/49722070224Sun, 05 May 2013 18:05:23 -0400Mt Rainierphotographers on tumblr<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f9d781b7924f697e8b21fece6d7cbd4b/tumblr_mmciiak44Z1qk170no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dike 12 ©John Hartman</p>http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/49721741726http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/49721741726Sun, 05 May 2013 18:01:22 -0400photographers on tumblr<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8080f9c3112180b4f84edddc46a7fd00/tumblr_mmcdi2MDeZ1qk170no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Lake Fenwick Park ©2013 John Hartman</p>http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/49712973082http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/49712973082Sun, 05 May 2013 16:13:14 -0400photographers on tumblr<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f12e8fab4b558db7c76002f1009148bb/tumblr_mm8i13NAZF1qcfymlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.guitarporn.co.uk/post/49524192661/1963-fender-duo-sonic">guitar-porn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>1963 Fender Duo-Sonic.</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>I want a Duo-Sonic sooo bad.  My roommate has one and they are HELLA fun to play.</p>http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/49671017670http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/49671017670Sun, 05 May 2013 05:47:19 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cf7f67085d98fe150aeea48418e0dccf/tumblr_mmalioyHre1rtqh62o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0bb15f994100115876d8ae53c9930d17/tumblr_mmalioyHre1rtqh62o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mmguitarbar.tumblr.com/post/49622738860/more-may-the-fourth-madness-going-on-over-at-our">mmguitarbar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>More May The Fourth Madness going on over at our Facebook page! Other Mike (aka Mike F***ing Ball) just layed it down for us.</p> <p><span class="st">The ability to destroy a planet is <em>insignificant</em> next to <em>the power</em> of the Ball.</span></p> <p>WE. LOVE. STAR WARS</p> </blockquote> <p>Epic Facebook thread in which a whole bunch of people, myself included, go nuts.</p>http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/49670779107http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/49670779107Sun, 05 May 2013 05:44:32 -0400<p><a href="http://mmguitarbar.tumblr.com/post/48775600721/i-got-dem-rich-and-famous-blues" class="tumblr_blog">mmguitarbar</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I severely hate when old blues musicians get rich and famous but still sing about the same stuff. </p> <p>“I got dem blues!” No, you have a Swiss bank account, a mansion, and a chauffeur. But I get it, “I got dem first world problems” won’t sell records.</p> <p>“My baby left me!” Translation: I was too stupid to sign a prenup. </p> <p>“I fly to Japan and France and Ohio and I’m still sad!” Maybe you should just get counseling because that shit is pretty awesome. </p></blockquote> <p>My Mercedes done broke down.</p>http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/48796492784http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/48796492784Wed, 24 Apr 2013 16:43:00 -0400<a href="https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=638764386137767&set=a.130681573612720.23343.130677680279776&type=1">Help to get these lovely Gretsch guitars back to their rightful owner..</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://greatgretschsound.tumblr.com/post/48612892597/help-to-get-these-lovely-gretsch-guitars-back-to-their">greatgretschsound</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://missnic23.tumblr.com/post/48607070878/help-to-get-these-lovely-gretsch-guitars-back-to-their">missnic23</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Click above link for FB post….</p> <p><img alt="Cheney signing his signature model.." src="https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/914212_638764386137767_2020257041_o.jpg"/></p> <p><span>To whom it may concern,</span><br/><br/><span>Hi my name is Leanne Coxall & I am hoping that you can help me. I had my 2 Gretsch guitars stolen over the weekend from my home in Salisbury North & am totally devastated. I have attached a couple of photos of my pride & joy, my Chris Cheney signature, autographed by the man himself (Chris Cheney #2012) which was taken along with my 1st guitar, an Electromatic hollowbody G</span><span class="text_exposed_show">5125, black with case (serial number 5063421). The Chris Cheney signature was not only autographed but it was set up by his guitar tech Ant. It was in its matching case and its serial number is JT08074285. As you can imagine I am gutted, the sentimental value both guitars hold is unmeasurable. I would offer a reward but they cleaned me out so it is the kindness of strangers that will get my axe’s back. I thank you very much for anything that you can do to help me & I can be contacted ANYTIME on 0423 162 323. Police Report Number 13/K67667. <br/><br/>Kind Regards,<br/><br/>Leanne.</span></p> </blockquote> <p>Keep an eye out, friends</p> </blockquote>http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/48674479933http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/48674479933Tue, 23 Apr 2013 00:54:44 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ffe2d7a004a6bd8385492dcdf1013aa5/tumblr_mloiozhOgT1rtqh62o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a643f973208136c809e005bf301cea34/tumblr_mloiozhOgT1rtqh62o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/082115b848b68b88085738dbcaeb1c61/tumblr_mloiozhOgT1rtqh62o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2b8d1d1c2cd6ac7fd16923a7bc9a2c3c/tumblr_mloiozhOgT1rtqh62o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://mmguitarbar.tumblr.com/post/48646193229/presenting-the-skyemaster-mk-ii-a-guitar-we-built" class="tumblr_blog">mmguitarbar</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Presenting the Skyemaster MK.II, a guitar we built for Skye of Japanese Guy and Fleet Foxes. For the last year and a half it’s been in his collection in an unfinished state, simply put together with the wood left bare. He brought it back a month or so ago for a proper, thin black finish. I think it came out great!<br/><br/>Specs:<br/>-‘63 Fender Jazzmaster neck with TonePros tuners<br/>-‘63 vibrato unit<br/>-Mastery Bridge<br/>-Pickups: two Lollar Jazzmaster pickups, a DeArmond Gold foil in the middle and a Novak Lipstick behind the bridge<br/>-Custom brass roller knobs for the rhythm circuit which controls the BTB lipstick<br/>-500k pots, .033 Orange Drop cap in the lead<br/>-Jaguar control plate for the three forward pickups<br/>-Black-painted trem arm as per Skye’s request<br/><br/>He was happy, and so am I. That finish is freaking THIN, and should wear in quickly and beautifully. Love this job.</p></blockquote> <p>I’m not going to come right out and say that I would shoot a nun for this guitar.</p>http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/48671597030http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/48671597030Tue, 23 Apr 2013 00:07:55 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/50a22fab8dc1671af9e3a0ebfb58cf8d/tumblr_mln6ksMguJ1qk170no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Got my Teisco badge from Banana Guitars. Now when I take my EB-200 up to Mike and Mike’s for setup and work I can have them install this as well.</p>http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/48595455979http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/48595455979Mon, 22 Apr 2013 01:43:40 -0400TeiscoBassEB-200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/06f15dca8fcfb2724215c459ce96a188/tumblr_mlmxsnN2uH1qk170no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Thought ©2013 John Hartman</p>http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/48582458079http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/48582458079Sun, 21 Apr 2013 22:33:59 -0400photographers on tumblrblack and whitetacoma<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/27e208381c0647da63057fc9dd8114c4/tumblr_mlkxb7cwKC1rtqh62o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://mmguitarbar.tumblr.com/post/48481284009/skyemaster-mk-ii-is-ready-to-rock-or-more" class="tumblr_blog">mmguitarbar</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Skyemaster MK.II is ready to rock, or more appropriately, free-jazz. #guitar #custom #fender #jazzmaster #seattle</p></blockquote> <p>So awesome.</p>http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/48557559422http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/48557559422Sun, 21 Apr 2013 17:28:41 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4a24efec3bc3d528fc4ba8e633925324/tumblr_mljnxyoUhi1s9bhiko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://guitarslob.tumblr.com/post/48424228365/amen" class="tumblr_blog">guitarslob</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Amen!</p></blockquote> <p>(Singing in operatic voice) THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS</p>http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/48454376887http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/48454376887Sat, 20 Apr 2013 14:12:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9854ea4d9e6682048a32dc4ff28312a2/tumblr_mlgust0TMX1qll1ero1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://rootsnbluesfestival.tumblr.com/post/48295725143/john-lee-hooker" class="tumblr_blog">rootsnbluesfestival</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><em>john lee hooker</em></p></blockquote> <p>The Man.</p>http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/48299711926http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/48299711926Thu, 18 Apr 2013 16:37:34 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c326b57affbd2cc15f6e9fe5e4ed8840/tumblr_ml8mmiw3fJ1qzjvpto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bushdog.tumblr.com/post/47940068059/2012-gretsch-g6199b-billy-bo-jupiter-thunderbird">bushdog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.12fret.com/content/2013/04/12/2012-gretsch-g6199b-billy-bo-jupiter-thunderbird-bass/">2012 Gretsch G6199B Billy Bo Jupiter Thunderbird Bass | </a><a href="http://www.12fret.com"></a><a href="http://www.12fret.com"><a href="http://www.12fret.com">www.12fret.com</a></a></p> </blockquote> <p>I am breaking soooooo many Commandments in my heart right now.</p>http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/48299596035http://stochasticjack.tumblr.com/post/48299596035Thu, 18 Apr 2013 16:36:04 -0400